The facts were these...
Female. 25. Bisexual. Coffee. Glitter. Broadway. Disney. Superheroes.

(Occasionally NSFW)

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract


communistbakery:

*opens jacket* hey kid you wanna buy some dru- (construction workers start sawing) you wanna buy some- (saws get louder) hey kid you wanna buy

(Source: communistbakery)


elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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vincisomething:

What if you and your icon switched voices for an entire week.


evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e


hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants


plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday